Move Over Turkey Day, It's CHRISTMAS!
I know some of you out there like to complain about how early the Christmas season starts making an appearance each year. You all call it the Christmas Creep, but I call it success! Ever since those Halloween jerks thought it was a good idea to kidnap me, I've made it my sole purpose to overshadow every holiday after labor day. Yeah, so your gifts may have suffered, after all, I had to do some outsourcing to Indonesia and Bangladesh. Christmas is the happiest time of the year, so who cares if it starts a few months earlier?
Apparently 60% of Americans. Just for that reason, I've been sitting on this with great anticipation until after Thanksgiving. Here we are, on the largest shopping day of the year, and what better way to celebrate than picking up my new video game, Christmas Clix? There is none. So take a minute between stuffing your face with cold turkey sandwiches and tripping old ladies who should have known you already had that stuffed Elmo claimed. Sit at your computer (or Wii!) and download Christmas Clix. You will be glad you did.
Do you like presents? I thought you did. That's why my game is full of presents. So many presents, in fact, that your television screen is going to explode from trying to contain their awesomeness. That is, unless you are able to match them up and make them *poof* into another dimension. What do you mean that isn't possible? Don't tell me you don't believe in Christmas magic anymore. This is why I stopped bringing you gifts in the first place. Jerk.
Earn enough tokens to unlock a mini-game. Sure, the main game is basically Zoo Keepr, Monsterz, or Bejeweled, and the mini-game is Arkanoid, but this is Christmas Clix! At least pretend to be happy this time of year. Your attitude is bringing me down. Hey, at least my game will let you forget about the bills that will be rolling in on January 1st. So sit down and forget your troubles for a while! Speaking of you, that reminds me, I need to check on that shipment of coal. Natural resources are becoming harder to obtain these days.
